Showing posts with label Auchwitz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Auchwitz. Show all posts

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Auchwitz/Birkenau - if you want to cry


Hopefully no one gets offended by the satirical entry on the Holocaust below. As for how it played out in reality, let me just say, it was weird.

What was weird was not the fact that you're walking through the graveyard of millions of people (mostly, but not all Jews). Trust me, that overwhelming underscore pervades throughout. What was weird is that, at least for me, I came away a little bit awestruck.

It's pretty amazing to think how thorough the Germans were during this period. For one thing, only 144 people escaped in the nearly five years the camps were active. Considering literally millions came through there during that time, that is pretty incredible. They were so thorough in every respect, that they would even enlist the strongest Jews to clean out the incinerators, only to kill them every two months to eliminate witnesses of war crimes. I suppose I could go into the many more awful atrocities that took place there, but I'll spare you if only because I know that if you wanted to read about it badly enough, you'd google it and read to your heart's content.

I'll say that walking the grounds of Auchwitz and Birkenau is a lot like seeing and smelling the smoldering heap where the World Trade Centers used to be, shortly after they fell. You can almost feel the weighty stare of the people who have perished there as you walk the grounds. There are rooms with literally several hundred square meters of human hair (used for textiles), or old shoes (stolen upon arrival to the camps), or suitcases (labelled, as every prisoner was told to clearly label their belongings to better identify it later - designed to reduce panic and give false hope). It was spooky. And so, so sad.

For the duration of our tour, our guide wore a 24 karat veil of dispair as she explained the horrible methods and practices used in the camps. It's as if this all happened yesterday. In fact, that may have been the saddest thing of all; that this happened only 65 years ago, and it is still happening in parts of the world today (Sudan, Zimbabwe, Congo...), and virtually nothing is being done. That was perhaps my most depressing realization.

There was, indeed, a Death Wall, and there were, indeed, inscriptions of idiot kids on it. It's a memorial; a headstone for millions of people, and some douchebag kids need to scrawl their initials in it. Unbelievable. I felt as disgusted as when I saw idiot tourists getting their pictures taken in front of the smoldering mess of the WTC. "Look at me, I'm at a graveyard!! [insert stupid smile]" God, I hate people.

In any case, as mentioned above, I did approach our guide and ask how she could bear to speak of this every day. Her response was that while it wasn't easy, she felt it was a tribute to her family's history; how her grandmother's two brothers had been executed as children for smuggling food. That made me break down almost completely.

Nevermind the sheer, overwhelming expanse of Birkenau. That place extends literally as far as the eye can see. There were barracks everywhere, and the conditions inside, even now, tell an unspeakable story of utterly inhuman living conditions. Plus, it's so big, and so depressingly colorless and dreary, that it overwhelms you with dispair.

Ok, enough. I think everyone gets it: the Germans were pretty crappy peeps for awhile there, back in the 40s. What strikes me as odd (and I'll have to credit Sarah Silverman here as having written a song about it), is how Jews nowadays can ride around in German cars. I mean, the backbone of the German industrial revolution was waged on the slave labor of the concentration camps. Granted, I drove an Audi A4 for nearly two years, and it was a money ride, but it really makes me wonder now that I know what I know...

Lastly, I'll just mention that walking through the gas chamber and incinerator are some of the most shuttering feelings I've ever felt. They say you shouldn't speak in these areas, out of respect for the dead. But when a baby cries, and you hear the deafening echo, it's hard not to imagine what the sound of up to 1,500 tortured, screaming voices in unison might sound like.

Again, I hope I didn't offend with the satire below. I was immensely affected by Auchwitz/Birkenau, and I'd urge anyone who finds themselves in eastern Europe to make the trip. It is part of our recent history, and as a sign from within Auchwitz says, "Those who do not understand history, are doomed to repeat it."

[/Debbie Downer]

Friday, July 6, 2007

Auchwitz/Birkenau - if you want to laugh


Growing up with a Jewish father, I'd heard a lot about this Holocaust thing:

-"The Holocaust was a terrible injustice laid upon our people."
-"Jokes about the Holocaust will not be tolerated under my roof!!!"
-"Get down from there, or the Holocaust will get'cha!!"

Considering my father's general lack of otherworldly knowledge, or more specifically, anything not involving 1950's Porche engines or getting ripped off at Best Buy, it was easy to dismiss the Holocaust as just more of his wheezing hot air; especially when you consider that renowned scholars like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Mel Gibson have staunchly denied that it ever took place at all.

But no matter your opinion on the matter, you've really got to hand it to the Jews. A couple of weeks ago, I visited Auchwitz and Birkenau, about 90 minutes outside Krakow... to the tune of 80 Polish zloty (~$29). On the bus ride to the site, they air a DVD replete with interviews and video footage from the various camps, with an ominous sounding narrator. This I expected. "For sale in the bookshop for 55 zloty" was a bit less foreseeable. I'm beginning to recognize a pattern here. Nice. Only the Jews could turn a "horrible tragedy" into a big, fat, cash machine. I'm already suspicious.

Knowing the Jews own Hollywood (after all, if you can produce a Hasidic Jew reggae star, you can do pretty much anything), I'm thinking this DVD was shot with some grainy photography and a group of money (not food) hungry extras trying to break into the biz. After all, I have friends who would happily starve and trod around barefoot for a few weeks for a shot to meet Spielberg, so why should these guys be any different?

The real surprises came from within the camp, however. That's when you really get an understanding of how far the Jews are willing to go to sell this story. I mean, each camp, especially Birkenau, is absurdly big. Like, amusement park big. There are pictures of prisoners on the walls of the barracks, but there damn sure aren't six million of them. Their excuse? They say after some time, they stopped taking pictures of the prisoners because after awhile, it became too expensive. Who but a Jew would dream up an excuse like that? This place sure looks big enough to hang six million pictures someplace. And 80 zloty for my visit buys more than a few rolls of film, so what the fuck?

There's a Death Wall memorial outside Block 11 where apparently thousands or millions of Jews were executed. But if you look closely near the bottom (not visible in photo) you can actually see places where people have engraved their initials. True. I'm not sure if they're all the craftsmen who were so proud of the work they performed on the Death Wall or what, but there are in fact inscriptions on the Death Wall. I lost a little respect for the Jews here. Heads are going to roll in quality control (puns that rhyme!!!) when word of this gets out.

Next they show us a room in Block 11 where there are a series of beds, apparently meant to sleep as many as 16 Jews in each one. Now, I left my tape measure at home, but I know I'm pretty skinny, and there's no way more than four of me are fitting on one of these beds. Jews are supposed to be better at math than this...

By now immensely skeptical, I ask our guide how she could possibly talk about these terrible atrocities day in and day out. She gave an Oscar-worthy performance about how her grandmother's brothers were executed for smuggling food. For a moment, I suspended my disbelief and actually got choked up. Remember at the end of Gladiator when Lucilla looks at Maximus as he lay dying and says "Go to them." Remember that? I almost said that. Man, that would have been amazing. Years from now I'm going to wish I said that.

So, if I had to rate Auchwitz/Birkenau, I'd give it 3.5 out of 5 stars. Set design was pretty shoddy, and the plot seems like it has a few holes in it, but the acting and the overall expanse of the scene layout is very impressive. Worth seeing in the "theatre," but for a mere 55 zloty, you may as well get the DVD.